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 MTA Safety Vest Wear this MTA safety vest when trespassing for an additional charge of impersonating transit personnel! Contractor's vest also available. ONLY $79.99 |
 Smart Tee Smart Crew t-shirt. But why would you want to buy one if you are not down/affiliated with us? FREE BUT NOT FOR YOU |
 Smart Balaclava Smart Crew Balaclava. Look extra cool painting clean trains wearing these, especially in Europe. Great for photo shoots and graffiti videos. FREE BUT NOT FOR YOU |
 Celeb Smart Tote Sorry, the Smart Totes are discontinued, but now only custom made for celebs that are approved by Kelly Ripa. (A-list Preferred) INQUIRE WITHIN CELEBS ONLY |
 Smart Goretex™ Jacket A Smart Crew x North Face collab modeled off the original Mountain Jacket. Not for the hypebeast, sneaker herbs. FREE BUT NOT FOR YOU |
 Smart Varsity Jacket Each jacket is custom made to your specifications. Every so-called "streetwear" company has to have one of these nowadays. Because streetwear is so cool. (but not really) FREE BUT NOT FOR YOU |
 Smart Baby Set A Smart set of bibs and a onesie for your accidental newborn. FREE IF YOU PROVE ITS OUR KID |
 Smart New Era Cap Another very original piece. DO NOT wear with sticker left on hat. But again, why would you wear this if you weren't down or at least friends/fam? FREE BUT NOT FOR YOU |
 Smart 24k Solid Gold Piece Custom made from a solid brick. Chain and gorilla suit sold separately. $599,999.99 |
 Etch Extinguisher Looks like a regular fire extinguisher, but plastic coated on the inside so this bad boy can hold up to 2.5 gallons of (glass or metal) etch. Have fun on those ugly modern buildings. ONLY $1,999.99 |
 "Lipstreaks" Mean streaks disguised as lipstick for you females. Several colors available but you probably want to go with the reds. ONLY $14.99 |
 Single Spray "Smart Stencil" Caps Forget marker tags. We customize spray paint caps to spray out your tag or design in one quick spray. Laser cut and supported by micro-mesh. Allow 2-3 weeks for customization. ONLY $79.99 |
 Kidz Paint by Kilz The BEST US brand white in a compact, snack size. Can also be used to start the young ones at an early age. Only white available. ONLY $3.99 |
 "Smart Cover" Bomb Shelter Setup a quick pop-up construction site in minutes to do those live spots. Urban camoflauge so bystanders will think it's just construction (except you'll be painting behind there.) 20 ft x 10 ft. x 6 ft. ONLY $799.99 |
 Rent-a-Graff-Hoe You can rent a girl to do your graffiti on (by the hour). They might even act like they like you! You can then take pics and post them internet and feel like the man. Others might even think of you as a pimp afterwards. ROSE DONATIONS SEASONAL RATES |
 E-Beef Smart Device 100% stainless steel keyboard cover/disabling device. If you feel the need to respond to shit-talkers on the internet, simply place cover over keyboard so that it prevents you from typing at all. Guaranteed to help you win all online arguments and also makes the internet a better place if used everyday, 24/7. ONLY $12.99 |
 Smart Hip Sewing Machine Warning: this is ONLY for the ultimate in "hip." Step 1 - Purchase the tightest pair of jeans you can possibly find. Step 2 - Unstitch the jeans. Step 3 - Re-sew them extra tight! Attach your one key to belt loop and you're all set to go vegan in Brooklyn and paint really bad graffiti w/ stock caps. ONLY $64.99 |
 Smart Screen Prints Limited Edition 18" x 24" Smart Crew Screen Prints. There were only 1,000 that were made in minutes on 100lb white paper. 1 color white print, hand numbered and signed with white out by smart crew. So hot in the graffiti art scene right now along w/ the setup of a blog, flickr, twitter, etc... ONLY $199.99 |
 Smart Initiation Cube You need to solve this within one minute to become a prospect. ONLY $12.99 |
 Smart Serious Mug The best part of waking up. A serious face on opposite side. ONLY $14.99 |
 Smart Mouse Pad Smart mousepad to use internet and do graphic design. ONLY $9.99 |
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